WASHINGTON, DC IS BEAUTIFUL IN SPRINGTIME

Washington D.C. is not just the epicenter of the worst, most egregious, political and social polarization since the US Civil War, it’s also a wonderful tourist destination! It’s an absolute blast for visitors, with no shortage of things to do.

Or places to eat! And here’s something you should know: DC has the best Ethiopian food in the world outside of Ethiopia. Honestly, you have to try it, if you haven’t. It’s an exquisite cuisine.

And if you can get it, make a reservation for MITA, where the chef, Tatiana Mora, is the first female Venezualan to be awarded a Michelin star.

Visit the White House

One of the best things to do in Washington, D.C. is also one of the most obvious, and that’s visiting the White House. Just know that everyone is very sensitive around there these days, so no making jokes like “will my handgun go off in the metal detector?” Hahahaha! Not.

While it’s easy to check out the exterior of the White House, from a secure distance (for them, not you), if you want to tour the inside, be sure to plan ahead. You’ll need to submit a request to a member of congress at least 3 weeks in advance. But it’s well worth the effort to get a guided tour through one of the Western World’s most historic seats of power.

Other Iconic Memorials

The Lincoln Memorial is a must-see, as is the Washington Mall. Also the Washington Monument and the Jefferson Memorial. You should also see the incredibly moving Vietnam Memorial, which is one wall our government built that was needed (and finished).

And visit the Martin Luther King Memorial, not too far from where he delivered his famous “I have a dream” speech, one of the greatest oratories in American history.

Explore Smithsonian Museums

Yes, plural. There are many — 17 in total. All are free to enter. And, given the Trump Administration’s vile attempts to gut them of their essential American diversity, they need your love right now.

The Smithsonian Natural History Museum is the most famous, and one of the most spectacular museums on the planet, but don’t miss the dramatic Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. There’s also the powerful National Museum of African American History and Culture, and the National Museum of the American Indian. You should see those while you still can.

The world renowned National Portrait Gallery — you don’t need us to tell you what’s there — is also part of the Smithsonian Institution, as the museums are known collectively.

Spend Some Time in Georgetown

D.C. offers a lot more to visitors than simply great cultural institutions. There are great neighborhoods to explore. Visit Georgetown, where you can take in the city’s historic waterfront, explore historic homes, go paddling on the Potomac, and indulge in some of the best food in the city. It’s also where the book and movie The Exorcist takes place. Both are based on a true story. Just saying.

If you’re interested in DC nightlife, Georgetown is a great destination. You should also keep in mind that weed is legal in Washington D.C. There’s some deep irony in there, but let’s leave it hanging in the air. Like smoke… Learn more about how to get weed if you’re interested.

I mean, for a friend.

Hang Out At the Union Market

One of the regular pastimes of D.C. locals is spending time in the popular Union Market, where there are so many excellent restaurants, shops, and local food vendors to check out. The market is situated in the NoMa neighborhood and includes the Latin market, La Cosecha.

The nation’s capital is, gloriously, if ironically, one of the most diverse places in America. Despite the ugly fantasy of certain politicians, who want to drain diversity from American life.

Diversity is the American life.